Who Let You Go Have Him Read Your Fortune? His Virtue Lacks the Five Elements!

Who Told You to Ask Him to Tell Fortunes? He’s Missing Five Elements: Virtue!

Chen Changsheng transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a barefoot Daoist fortune-teller running a street stall.

As long as he accumulates enough merit points, he can return to his original world and immediately attain enlightenment.

To earn more merit points, Chen Changsheng chooses to start livestreaming to increase his popularity.

At first, he thought that by reading fortunes and interpreting lot signs for others, he would gain a large number of merit points.

But gradually, the style of his livestream starts to change.

“Master, I can’t let her go.”

Chen Changsheng: “Really? But she is bad for you, you know!”

“Master, my son can’t find a girlfriend. Is it because someone is plotting against him?”

Chen Changsheng: “That’s right, someone is plotting against him, but that person is you!”

“Master, when will I find a partner?”

Chen Changsheng: “Are you sure you want to find a partner? Finding one will cost you money!”

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As time passes, the popularity of Chen Changsheng’s livestream grows higher and higher.

But most viewers are just there for the laughs.

“Hahaha, can Master Chen actually tell fortunes? Why does it feel like he only talks nonsense and real truths?”

“He can tell fortunes my ass. Chen Changsheng is just missing virtue.”

“Watching Master Chen’s livestream is only for fun; who would really ask him to tell fortunes?”

Just as netizens are questioning Chen Changsheng’s ability to exorcise ghosts and tell fortunes, a special guest appears.

“Face full of baleful energy, head topped with a blood-red cloud.”

“Miss, you may be facing bloodshed!”

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After the livestream becomes a huge hit, facing the camera, Chen Changsheng says earnestly:

“Everyone should trust science. There aren’t that many ghosts and monsters in this world!”

“But as a Daoist, knowing how to catch ghosts is very reasonable, right?”