Priest, Stop Pretending We Know You Can Use Immortal Arts

Xuanmen master Su Han transmigrates to a parallel world and starts by inheriting a rundown Taoist temple. After awakening a "three divinations a day" system, a fortune-telling livestream suddenly explodes across the entire internet!

In the livestream...

"Daoist priest, I dream about the Great Yellow Immortal every night, and lately yellow weasels have also been circling around my house. I’m terrified. What’s going on?"

Su Han: "Ask your grandfather who practices evil arts!"

"Daoist priest, my online girlfriend refuses to meet me. What should I do?"

Su Han: "Her husband probably doesn’t agree!"

"Daoist priest, I’m guarding a tomb in a cemetery, and that day I seemed to see..."

...

[Congratulations to the host for completing today’s three-divination task]

Obtain [Daoist Five Arts]

Obtain [Five Thunder Method]

Obtain [Talisman Mastery]

...

Viewers in the livestream say, "The novel didn’t lie. So Taoist cultivation is real after all!"

The current Celestial Master of Mount Longhu watches the stream and exclaims, "Could it be the Dao Ancestor has descended!?"