Livestream Selling Peachwood Swords—Why Did I Become Daozu?

Li Jun transmigrated to a parallel world and became a young Taoist priest at Qingfeng Temple.

He usually posted special-effects videos online and sold some handmade goods he made himself, like peach wood swords and talismans, to help support the household.

One day, a silly internet user asked in the livestream:

"Daoist, are the peach wood swords in your shop genuine? Are they good for chopping ghosts?"

As a fun-loving troublemaker, Li Jun casually made things up: "Of course they're genuine. I personally struck every one with palm thunder. One sword per ghost, and the ghost won't even make a sound. If it doesn't work, full refund, and I'll personally come down the mountain!"

Li Jun only said it on a whim, but he never expected the silly internet users to take it seriously!

And...

The handmade goods he had casually tinkered with really worked!

Electroplated peach wood swords chop ghosts one sword at a time, without a sound!

Woodblock-printed talismans make even demon kings kneel and kowtow!

Not long after, the big names of all Daoist sects arrived at Qingfeng Temple, kneeling outside the gate and weeping bitterly:

"Now that spiritual energy has revived and demons and evil spirits run rampant in this world, this unworthy younger generation is incompetent. We respectfully beg the Dao Ancestor to come out and suppress the world!"

Li Jun was completely dumbfounded.

Wait...

"My online nickname is just 'Riding an Ox out of Han gu valley.' The one who really rode an ox out of Han gu valley... it was definitely not me!!!"