Transmigration: My Whole Family Are Villains

Warning: lots of crude, gross-out humor; don’t read while eating.

Version 1:

Jiang Miandian transmigrated.

Her father had the face of a sinister, cunning scholar.

Her mother had the face of a merciless Bodhisattva.

Her older brother looked honest but was scheming inside.

Her second sister was selfish and foul-mouthed.

They were born to be villains, and to highlight the protagonist’s righteousness, kindness, and greatness, they had to work hard doing all kinds of bad things, covered in mud, falling into the abyss, and dying a miserable death.

Jiang Miandian—holding a spirit spring, soft and timid, could only make her family live a little longer.

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Version 2:

In her previous life, Miandian’s whole family died out early.

In this life,

they became sworn family with the most famous father-in-law.

They became sworn brothers with the leader of the rebels.

Disrespectful to parents and siblings.

Disloyal and unjust.

Without backbone.

But they were all alive, and the whole family was together and intact.

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Version 3:

Readers summed it up like this: the father is Medusa, the mother is a polar bear, the brother is a wolf, the sister is a weasel, and the heroine is a giant panda, with strength to lift mountains and seas, yet she only acts cute.