Siheyuan: When Facing Animals, I Slap Them Straight in the Face

The economy is declining, every industry is sluggish, and tempers are worse than ever. Life isn’t easy for anyone.

This book isn’t that bitter; it’s just meant to make everyone happy and keep them from living in frustration.

Winter of 1961. Three days remain before Jia Dongxu dies from a work injury.

Reason with people? Impossible!

Moral blackmail? One slap!

Leaning on seniority to act arrogant? One slap!

Throwing a tantrum and rolling on the ground? Still one slap!

In this lifetime, He Yuzhu follows one principle: if he can use his hands, he absolutely won’t use his mouth.

Anyone who dares to scheme against him gets a slap on the spot; anyone who dares to suck his blood gets beaten until they start doubting life.

Everyone in the courtyard says He Yuzhu has changed.

The old fool, Shazhu, was honest, easy to fool, and willing to take losses.

Now He Yuzhu is a living King Yama even more ruthless than the animals—cross him? Even a dog passing by the gate gets kicked, and chaos and flying chickens and dogs are the daily routine in the courtyard.

Relying on a divine spatial dimension to stockpile supplies and improve life, he rises all the way up, straightens out the whole courtyard full of animals, and lives a splendid life no one dares to provoke!

This is a satisfying courtyard-house novel with no frustration, no saintliness, no forgiveness, and a straight push to the end!