Me, an Outlaw, Have Been Caught Again

"The outlaw again got caught!?"

"How many times is this now?"

"The forty-second time!"

"......"

-- The above is taken from netizens' comments.

......

"To this day, we still do not know..."

"Why has the outlaw been caught dozens of times, yet never convicted even once!"

"What we also do not know is..."

"Why, despite being an outlaw, his merit medals are even more numerous than a police officer's!"

-- The above is taken from The Outlaw Daily, exclusively produced by Jiangsan City.

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"Who exactly is slandering me and saying that I am an outlaw!?"

"I am a law-abiding good citizen!"

Before the press conference, Xu Sheng, who is a criminal suspect in dozens of cases and is known as an outlaw, is very angry as he slams the table hard.

"Also, why do you say my employee is an outlaw too?"

"Just because he is a chef and we call him 'Uncle Ba'?"

"Damn it, all of you people who judge by appearances!"

Facing the reporters, Xu Sheng looks into the camera and protests very unhappily.

The next day.

At a very gruesome murder scene, the reporters and the police catch Xu Sheng together.

Xu Sheng is caught again.