I’m in Detention, and the Suspect Is Actually Me

Good news: I transmigrated.

Bad news: I transmigrated into a detention center.

Inside the detention center, looking at the sign above his head that says “Confess and you’ll be treated leniently,” and then at the shameless reporters outside, Xu Hao falls into deep thought.

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Years later, the captain of the criminal investigation brigade of Jiangsan City is interviewed while teaching experience, and when asked how to solve cases quickly, he says:

“It’s simple. First observe the crime scene.”

Reporter: “Mm-hmm, and then?”

Captain: “Then confirm whether the suspect’s surname is Xu and given name Hao.”

Reporter: “What’s the reason for that?”

Captain: “Of course there is. If the suspect is someone named Xu Hao, then the police can prepare to close the case and hold a celebration banquet!”

Xu Hao: Everyone inside is talented and speaks so nicely. I love being in there!

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Also known as 《Heck! The Suspect Is Actually Me》, 《Officer, Please Listen to My Defense!》, and 《How I End Up as a Criminal Suspect Again》