In a Group Chat: I’m Really Not a God

“Do you believe in light?”

The moment Lin Xiao transformed into a giant of light, the villains across the entire crossover anime world ushered in the darkest moments of their lives.

Muzan Kibutsuji: He didn’t even raise a hand. I merely got within five meters of him and was burned to ashes by the light he passively radiated! That bastard is even more poisonous than the sun!

Kyubey: We’re doing this to save the universe from entropy!

Lin Xiao: Shut up and take my Ultraman slap!

Homelander: I’m the one true god! I’m the most perfect!

Lin Xiao: Sorry, take off that fake Stars and Stripes cape. We’ve got a farm boy in a plaid shirt here who wants to teach you how to behave.

The leader of the Japanese primitive insects: Pass down my death order! Starting today, all monsters on Earth must cross the road at crosswalks and help old ladies cross the street! Anyone who dares make a scene and draw that forty-thousand-ton death god here, I’ll personally clean house!

“The Dark Knight of Gotham”: “I made 472 tactical contingency plans for future crises, until I saw the group owner’s base setting... Facing a planet-level lifeform weighing 42,000 tons, my advice is: give up thinking.”

“The ruler of Hueco Mundo”: “I thought I would stand high in the heavens, until I discovered I was merely a flea floating beneath the soles of the group owner’s shoes? Sorry to disturb you.”

Facing the awe of the group members, Lin Xiao, who had just casually crushed an ancient super beast to death, sighed.

“Don’t deify me. I’m just an ordinary person...”