A Skills Master in the One Piece World

[The rating just came out, so a low score is normal]

(Pirates · Struggle for Supremacy · Comedy)

Saeed finally arrives in the world of pirates. What? He lands and the country is already destroyed, with soldiers chasing him?

Luckily I have a cheat: a Pokémon lottery system. You can draw by gaining negative emotion points from others, and use them to obtain Pokémon skills, items, abilities, and more...

From then on, the seas gain a sharp-tongued skill master.

Akainu: "All pirates deserve to die, Meteor Volcano."

"Rain Dance."

A downpour pours from the sky, extinguishing the magma.

Saeed: "Red Dog, playing with fire is dangerous."

Aokiji: "Ice Age."

"Fire Blast—"

Flames rage, melting the ice.

Kizaru: "Kowai ne~ Even light speed can’t catch instant movement, huh~"

Garp: "Let’s see whether this old man’s fist is harder, or you are."

"Watch me harden!" Wait—what do you mean, harden where you want to harden?

When a green dragon coils in the sky: "Orochi—little Sayi, don’t die on me, Thunderous Bagua—"

Saeed: "What are you babbling about? Eat this—"

"Cliff Sword!!!"

When the world’s final boss looms over the sea:

"Hey, Imu, are you really okay looking at Queen Lily’s photos every day?"

"Joy Boy’s Conqueror’s Haki must taste really good, right?"

...

The immortal Imu of the sea: "If you want to fight, then fight properly. Can you stop spouting garbage?!"

"Imu is really angry."

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Sailing out as a pirate, starting from boarding Crocodile.

What do you mean Crocodile was originally a woman?

(I’m bad at synopses, please move on to the main text)