If You Can Steal My Identity, What About My Medical Records?

Ming Li transmigrates into a female celebrity who was sent by her family to a mental hospital, and from the start she is mocked across the internet, trapped in a bloodsucking family, and even accused of having a mental illness!

Ming Li: I don’t care. If it can’t kill her, it will only make her even crazier!

When faced with sharp-tongued entertainment reporters, she says, “You’re showing off to me with a frog tattooed on a tadpole? Who do you think you’re trying to impress?”

When faced with paternalistic lecturing, she says, “Life has all kinds of flavors. You can have your flavor, while I don’t give a damn.”

When faced with everyone’s doubts, she says, “What, you don’t have any money stuck in your ass crack?”

When being interviewed for the show, she says, “As a human being, I’m very sorry; as a monkey, I sweep away freedom!”

She also goes head-to-head with the spoiled young master who hates her.

The viewers: Crazy man and crazy woman, magic cape!

Ming Li: My life is very simple. I’m either sleepy or acting out.

When she encounters a weak cat and can’t figure out why it’s sick, while the owner is anxious, Ming Li directly reads its mind: “No big problem, it just played too wildly and is weak.”

When the owner insists the cat is well-behaved and sensible, she directly calls over all of its old flames.

Everyone is stunned: Damn, Cat Bro, you really play hard!

After the show airs:

Netizens: Curse Ming Li, question Ming Li, believe Ming Li, follow Ming Li!

Fans: The waves behind the Yangtze River drive the waves before them; if you’re a crazy woman, I’m a crazy woman too!

Ming Li: You people are really... (presses a hand to her forehead and laughs bitterly)

After the variety show ends, another guest is suddenly exposed as the fake heiress, while Ming Li turns out to be the real heiress!

Netizens: ???

The Crown Prince of the Beijing circle who disliked Ming Li slips up while switching accounts and is exposed; underneath the skin, he is actually Ming Li’s number-one die-hard fan, praising her in every possible way.

Netizens: ???