Can Love-Brain Be Contagious? Luckily, I’m Insane

Deadpan cutie × pure-but-flirty guy + absurd comedy + partial mind-reading + touch-starved + self-induced romance brain

Jiang Linghuan transmigrates into an old-school Mary Sue noble academy novel and gets bound to an Anti-Love-Brain System. To stay alive, she has to keep the whole school from shipping couples and crack down on improper romantic behavior:

A domineering young master makes an aggressive public confession over the school broadcast, and the whole school goes wild shipping them. The romantic poison in the air spikes!

She rewrites the confession broadcast into an English listening test, and the entire school withers on the spot: ? What kind of cursed thing is this?

And every day, she goes around punishing improper public displays of affection:

When people are making out passionately in the library, she accurately hurls a ping-pong paddle right between their mouths. "This isn't your hotel room."

When people are going at it passionately in the pool, she stands at the edge holding a power strip. "If you don't come out right now, I'll turn you into doomed lovers."

When people are flirting in the grove, she charges in with several dogs on leashes. "Stop acting lawless in the little woods!"

The whole school's romance addicts say: Jiang Linghuan is a devil from hell!!

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Jiang Linghuan is constantly harassed by the "romantic poison." Once it gets into her, all she wants to do is find someone to kiss.

Later, she discovers that staying near the school heartthrob and student council president, Xie Fengxu, keeps her sober. One touch from him restores her, and the more contact they have, the faster she recovers!

So Jiang Linghuan starts treating Xie Fengxu like a portable charger, coming up with all kinds of ways to create physical contact.

What she never expected was that Xie Fengxu not only suffers from touch starvation, but can also hear her inner thoughts—and only hear half of them!

In her head: His hands are so big, feels like he could wrap one around my head. His chest is in pretty good shape.

What he hears: His hands are so big, feels like he could wrap one around my... chest. Nice.

Him: ? She's such a pervert.

Her: ? I'm innocent!

Later, Xie Fengxu, after winning himself over through his own imagination, goes further and further down the road of seducing Jiang Linghuan, evolving from secretly flirty to openly outrageous!

Jiang: You're seriously so shamelessly flirty!