I Only Know How to Make Bad Movies

“Do you believe me? I’m saying that in the future, we’ll create an era — an era that even Hollywood will tremble before. At that time...”

That year, a miserable senior at Yanjing Film Academy, a total loser whom the counselor called the scum of the class, got drunk and bragged to his buddies like that. He thought it was just empty talk; once he sobered up, everyone would go back to doing their own thing...

But!

A week later, after his buddies scraped together everything they had to form a film crew and waited eagerly for him to start shooting...

He panicked...

...

Later, after that year...

Everyone in the world film industry had a mental breakdown.