I Manage Performance Reviews in an Immortal Sect

The nearly bankrupt Yunyan Sect puts the eldest senior brother in charge in a moment of crisis. Facing the desperate situation of a lazy, slack entire sect and mountains of outside debt, he brings out the lost ancient secret art, The Crafting Records, which contains the supreme management divine arts of KPI, OKR, and last-place elimination.

From then on, the alchemy room runs in three shifts, flying-sword delivery is paid daily, and the mountain-protecting formation takes outsourced jobs... While the prodigies of other sects are fighting over secret-realm treasures, his disciples are frantically competing internally for "monthly sales champion" and "excellent team."

By the time the Immortal Dao Alliance comes to inspect, seeing the disciples shouting the slogan "strive for a hundred years and ascend to the market," their Dao hearts collapse.