Bald Kung Fu Monk in the City

A forum topic asked, "If you could have the abilities of a D&D class, which one would you choose?"

Yi Qiu replied, "Of course the monk! Great body, fast running speed. Built-in poison and disease immunity, able to beat up thugs with bare hands. In a country like ours, where weapons are restricted and food naturally comes with a chemical-elements table, it's simply unbeatable. And being bald even gives you the aura of a big-shot, a built-in intimidation buff +3..."

And then Yi Qiu really became a monk...

This is the story of an ordinary Earth youth who gains monk abilities and occasionally runs dungeons.