You Kick Me Off Liangshan—When I Declare Myself Emperor, Why Are You Panicking?

Lu Mu crosses over into the late Northern Song dynasty and becomes a retainer of Chai Jin. At first, he wants to assist Chai Jin in becoming the leader of Liangshan, replace the decayed Northern Song, and prevent the humiliation of Jingkang. But Chai Jin proves hopeless and, together with Song Jiang, drives him out of Liangshan instead. Lu Mu turns around and enters the imperial court, becoming an obstacle in the Water Margin world.

He intercepts Zhu Tong in Cangzhou, takes Lu Junyi in Daming Prefecture, and gathers all the heroes under his banner. He executes the bloodthirsty Li Kui and the short-legged tiger Wang Ying by lingchi and dismemberment, opposing Liangshan at every turn. When Song Jiang leads the battered Liangshan to beg for amnesty, he discovers that Lu Mu is already standing high in court in a purple robe!

Song Jiang regards him as a lackey, but the lackey rises step by step; Fang La denounces him as a treacherous minister, but the treacherous minister reaches the highest rank of court! Cai Jing and Tong Guan must avoid my sharp edge, and trash like Gao Qiu isn’t even worthy of carrying my shoes! If the Huizong and Qinzong emperors cannot protect this realm, then I will uphold the collapsing sky and drive out the Jurchen!

Hu Sanniang and Li Shishi, I will protect them; the Zhao family imperial princesses and the Liao kingdom princess, I will guard them too! I will bring Yue Fei and Han Shizhong under my command, and face Wu Jie and Zhang Jun on the battlefield. Realm and beauties, famous generals and renowned women—Lu Mu wants them all! When Lu Mu suddenly looks back, he only wants to ask: who put the yellow robe on me? They have truly harmed me!