About How I Slacked Off at Bureau 749 and Ran Into a Ghost

After my phone accidentally connected to a mysterious Wi-Fi network, I received a recruitment text from Bureau 749.

"Congratulations, you have been selected to handle supernatural incidents. During probation, your monthly salary is 25,000, and you will be included in the establishment upon regularization."

I replied, "Scam, wake up. Even in northern Myanmar they’ve switched to livestream e-commerce now."

The next morning, when I woke up, a paper figure was standing by my bed, writing the character for "approved" on my forehead with a cinnabar brush.

Its lipstick-painted mouth split open: "Comrade, report to work on time."

Now I just want to ask—does this job include social insurance, housing fund, meals, and lodging? Is getting haunted considered an occupational injury?

And why is my newbie equipment a used feature phone?

(The paper figure added coldly: reimbursements can be made in ghost money.)