Wait—On That Dating Show, How Did You Become a Top Star?

Wasn't it supposed to be a dating show? How did you become a top star?

Shen Xiao transmigrates.

The good news: he has transmigrated into a celebrity.

The bad news: he is a tiny nobody with two and a half years of trainee experience and only 20th-tier fame.

He even unexpectedly takes part in a variety show called "Love Song With You."

Romance? Hah! Even dogs wouldn’t date.

Just when he planned to lie flat and slack off, a ding sounds as if on schedule.

"Congratulations, host, you have activated the spotlighting system. As long as you cause any emotional fluctuation in others through the show, you can gain emotional points, which can be used in draws to obtain all kinds of rewards."

So Shen Xiao starts boldly going wild, dropping his dignity and enjoying a shameless life.

Male guest: Have you considered other people’s feelings?

Shen Xiao: Of course. I’ve always been considerate of others. I definitely can’t let them be too happy.

Male guest: What do you mean by that?

Shen Xiao: God has sprinkled wisdom across the world, and only you opened an umbrella.

Male guest: Although the gap between you and me is huge, don’t ever give up on yourself, okay?

Shen Xiao: True. Never give up on yourself, because once you start giving up, you’ll discover you’re actually very happy.

Late at night, the director smokes a 1982 Lucky Strike with a troubled face: how did my nice dating show end up going insane like this?

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When the haters say you have no works, you sing "Love Gone Wrong" during a guest’s heartfelt confession and make the whole internet emo.

When the haters say you only do absurd gags, you bring the little diva with you to the Red Bull Challenge.

When the haters say your acting is bad, your cameo performance gets straight into the textbook.

Until one day netizens are shocked to find that on every major ranking list, Shen Xiao’s name already occupies half the board.

Wait, bro, you just went on a dating show—how did you become a top star?