Vampires Don’t Drink Blood—What Kind of Cultural Invasion Is This!

Blood and devotion are the two ways vampires survive. After transmigrating into a vampire duke who is on the verge of starving his entire clan to death, Zuo De has no money to buy blood plasma, and there is no way he can preach or conduct evil rituals under the Church’s watchful eyes.

So how is he supposed to live? Simple. Who says devotion must come from preaching or blood sacrifice? Cultural spread works too. And so... The pope of the Church of Holy Light’s first reaction upon seeing him is not to purify a heretic, but to urge the next chapter of 《Sherlock Holmes》.

Vampire hunters shout that heretics deserve death, but at night they sit in the theater binge-watching The Dark Knight trilogy. Even Emperor Wilson next door is at his shop frantically pulling gacha and spending money just to get a limited card.

Shorts, film and television, games, binge-reading, gacha, trends, and the internet are all paths for Zuo De to gain devotion and grow stronger. In the end, when the ancient gods awaken and the whole world thinks a world-ending crisis is coming, the ancient god slowly speaks: "You’ve misunderstood.

I just want to ask when I can get into the hero pool of League of Legends?" "Oh, then please take a number and wait. Number 1145."