Urban Rascal Immortal

【Guide to Reemployment for Laid-Off Heaven Court Immortals】

He was once just a stubborn stone used as a footstool beneath Tai Shang Lao Jun’s Eight Trigrams Furnace. After being scorched by the furnace’s Six Ding divine fire for five thousand years, he took human form, and after cultivating in Heaven Court for more than three thousand years, he finally stepped into the immortal realm.

He was the most carefree rogue immortal in the Nine Heavens, yet was reported by countless immortal maidens for indecent behavior.

The Jade Emperor flew into a rage and had the Mighty Spirit God kick this fellow down into the mortal world.

“Th is generation of Heaven Court is no good!”

—A laid-off immortal’s survival record in the mortal world

[Rules for survival among mortals]

Lesson one: Set up a fortune-telling stall on the overpass and make three thousand a day.

(“This young lady, your fate is missing me.”)

Lesson two: Pick up bargains in the gambling-stone market and absorb all the jade’s spiritual energy.

(“There’s imperial green hidden inside this scrap.”)

Lesson three: Treat rich people, with consultation fees starting in the eight-figure range.

(“Life span? Add money and it can be extended.”)

[Side stories unlocked]

✓ The Eye of Sahara, a single look spanning ten thousand years of wear and tear;

✓ The soul of an ancient tomb’s deadbeat debtor—why won’t you leave?

✓ An ancient kingdom of ten thousand years—just kidding, men can give birth too?

✓ Online waiting: what do I do if that fox spirit insists on marrying me?

[Get-rich formula]

From penniless to treating money like dirt,

he only spent one year.

The secret is—

“Using immortal methods doesn’t count as stealing, does it?”

(This book includes:

✔️ a silly immortal’s modern life

✔️ all kinds of face-slapping scenes

✔️ unexpected side-story challenges

✔️ a small goal of controlling a fortune worth trillions)

“Even if this immortal lord falls to the mortal world—

I still have to be the coolest one around!”