Three Kingdoms: Soft Food and Hard Earning! Dong Zhuo Wants Me as His Son-in-Law

‘When a hero draws his sword, it is another ten years of calamity for the common people!’

Zhang Che, a disgruntled modern-day salaryman of a new era, has his soul transported into the body of Zhang Lu’s son, Zhang Lu being the Celestial Master of the Five Pecks of Rice Dao.

What do you mean, bro? I’m already sitting pretty in Hanzhong, and you want me to develop cautiously?

Not a chance!

So on the night before the campaign of the Eighteen Warlords against Dong Zhuo, he personally leads 5,000 elite troops to Sishui Pass and joins forces with Dong Zhuo to resist the rebels!!!

From that point on, the late Han era changes drastically.

Dong Zhuo: Mingyu, about what happened in the past...

The lords: What a pair of tragic lovers...

Lü Bu: Damn it, I treated him like a brother, and he went and fooled my daughter!

Dian Wei: I really don’t know! You said he was my distant cousin, and he even fed me pancakes!

Guo Jia: I put my heart into trusting you, and you splashed me with piss?

A few years later...

With the Imperial Seal in hand and the Sword of Yitian at his waist, Zhang Che commands all troops under heaven, terrifying every warlord into trembling.

On the Deyang Hall, he glares at the ministers:

“Your Majesty treats me like a brother. Now I do this—who dares disobey?”

The old fox Jia Xu silently drapes a yellow robe over Zhang Che’s shoulders.

“Your Majesty, it’s cold. Put on another layer!”

Zhang Che: “You people... you’ve really made life miserable for me...”