Three Kingdoms: Cao Cao Secretly Hears My Thoughts

[System] [Cautious story] [Lazybones] [Farming] [Dual protagonists] [Comedy]

My name is Xiahou Zhe, the younger brother of Xiahou Dun. Right from the start, I became a minor official in Cao Cao’s camp and awakened the power of Xiang Yu.

But war is such high-risk work that what is the difference between only having a 98 percent chance of success and simply going to die?

My life goal is to stay low-key and cautious, hiding beside Cao Cao as a carefree lazybones and living a steady life.

But for some reason, recently Cao Cao has been desperately promoting me.

I won’t go on about it; I’m so miserable. I was just promoted three days ago, and now, incredibly, I’ve been promoted again, from libationer of the counselors to chancellor.

My name is Cao Cao. At some point, I suddenly became able to hear the inner thoughts of a slacker.

At that moment, I realized this ordinary-looking fellow was actually a peerless talent!

With the help of his inner thoughts, I won every time while lying down.

Lu Bu, Dian Wei, Zhao Yun, and Huang Zhong—all the great generals were taken in, and all kinds of married women accompanied me.

The disaster in Wan Castle that cost three worthy men? Impossible!

Zhang Xiu: “If you do not mind, I am willing to address you as father.”

Zhuge Liang borrowing arrows with straw boats? I sent him five thousand artillery shells!

Pang Tong’s ingenious chain-stratagem? I was driving an iron battleship...

Yet Xiahou Zhe does not want any reward for all these great achievements. There is nothing I can do, so I can only secretly keep promoting him.

As his best brother, I will be King of Wei, and you... will be the chancellor for the ages!

Note: This is a very unserious Three Kingdoms story that can make you laugh out loud and also let you see all kinds of outrageous maneuvers.