This Lazybones Today Is Also Completely Taken by the Popular Senior Brother

[The seemingly cool but inwardly gloomy senior brother x the lazy junior brother who is a dragon-overlord type but loves to act spoiled to achieve his goals]

[Ensemble-heavy, both clean, comedic, double strong, handsome top and beautiful bottom, cultivation and leveling up through monster-slaying]

Song Lingmu was walking without looking where he was going in the middle of the night and stepped into a manhole cover, transmigrating into a novel he had once read by chance.

He becomes the cannon-fodder junior brother of the male lead—a future male lead who is initially pitiful and beautiful, then later adored by all.

Gifted beyond compare, destined for a miserable death, existing solely to torture readers.

When Song Lingmu transmigrates, the plot is already in the middle stage. The male lead is the first disciple of the Supreme Sect’s Yunjian Immortal Venerable, and he is the newly accepted youngest disciple.

Song Lingmu is not a dragon-overlord and does not want to go through all that torture and monster-fighting to level up. In order to die peacefully, he decides to be a salted fish.

As long as he stays faintly indifferent, he will die smoothly.

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Yu Ling Venerable is peerlessly elegant, with countless suitors, and devoted to cultivation. He dislikes lazy people the most. Since his master is in seclusion, he decides to personally teach his junior brother.

On the first day of personal instruction, Song Lingmu refuses to get out of bed, clinging to Yu Ling’s hand as it reaches toward him and rubbing against him in a sticky voice: “Senior brother~ let me sleep a little longer...”

Yu Ling’s calm breathing, which had remained steady for a hundred years, turns chaotic.

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One day, Song Lingmu wakes in alarm from his senior brother’s arms and suddenly realizes: are he and the male lead a little too close?

Yu Ling wraps an arm around his waist and pulls him back into his embrace, coaxing him softly: “Are you angry? I’m sorry, I’ll be gentler next time.”

Song Lingmu: ? This is wrong, isn’t it? Senior brother, weren’t you supposed to be an unreachable flower on a high peak?