This Book Is Poison!

“I don’t understand!”

“Why is everyone discussing how I got transported into the dark history fantasy novel I wrote, becoming an insignificant villain who gets kicked to death by the protagonist!”

“It feels like my otherworldly journey is doomed from the start!”

Reporter: “Mr. Yiwen, but you first confessed to your younger sister who was disguised as a boy, then provoked the blood vampire princess of a neighboring kingdom. Not only did you imprison the Dawn Goddess as a doll, you even made the villainous woman you adopted swear loyalty to you!”

“All of this is part of the plan to save the world!”

Reporter: “Then which one do you plan to marry?”

Yiwen, the current initiator of the Great Expedition, commander of the Second Empire, the undying Moon of Spirit, and regent of the Federation, looks at the household registration booklet placed before him by the women, cold sweat soaking his back.

“Wasn’t it supposed to be my dark history fantasy novel?”

“Why, after I cleared it, is the situation not at all what I imagined?”

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Also known as: “The Dark History I Wrote All Became Real,” “Even After Reincarnating, My Dark History Still Won’t Stop Chasing Me,” and “It’s Impossible for Enemies to Become Wives”

Elements: adventurers, a mixed-bag worldbuilding, pseudo-D&D