The Whole Sect Is Lovestruck, Only I’m the Real Mad One

Fantasy · Xianxia · Comedy · Drama · Female Protagonist

Emotion blogger Lin Du dies of a heart attack after being infuriated by love-brained people, and after death she transmigrates into a torturous romance cultivation novel as the tragic, beautiful, and powerful little martial uncle whose ashes paved the way for the protagonists' great love.

After reading the script, she slowly types out a question mark. "Hasn't the wild vegetables on your sect's mountain been dug up already?"

The system patiently persuades her: see that bunch of love-brained people in your sect? Save them, and you can live.

Lin Du: one willing to hit, one willing to take it. Respect and mockery are locked together.

System: darling, you only have one day of lifespan left.

Lin Du: profession match, I guarantee your satisfaction.

So Lin Du resigns herself to saving the senior brother who was tricked into having his spiritual bones dug out and becoming disabled, the second senior sister whose Dao companion cut open her belly to take the fetus to save his white moonlight, the little junior sister who was used by the Demon Lord to steal the sect's treasured item and then abandoned to fall into demonic cultivation......

But why is this sect's style so wrong? The sect master personally stews goose in an iron pot, and the real cultivators are either growing vegetables or digging for treasure...

Lin Du: not sure, let's keep watching.

She had thought the ones who fell into obsession were hopelessly foolish, but after contacting them, she realized the junior disciples are all so good; it's all the evil outsiders' fault!

As the plot gradually reaches a critical node, the entire sect is assimilated by Lin Du.

Senior brother: No spiritual bones and can't ascend? If you can't ascend, you can still go to hell!

Second senior sister: Dual cultivation? Child? I have a fertility pill, you can give birth yourself.

Little junior sister: Little martial uncle said there is nothing good from the roadside! Demon Lord? Smash him into the dirt!

* Female-lead cultivation novel, light ensemble cast, plot-driven.