The Whole Family’s MVP—Am I the Evil God Who’s Just Lying to Win?

Bad news: Su Yun's younger sister thinks he has awakened a mutated charm-based physique.

Worse news: her line of reasoning is extremely complete—

Evidence 1: the school belle, Chu Youwei, used her body to shield him from a blade.

Evidence 2: the current Saintess of the Sacred Domain personally carried him in a princess carry back to the surface, and even gave him a keepsake.

Evidence 3: S-rank demon hunter Yexiao, upon hearing his name, flew into a rage and slammed himself into a pit.

Evidence 4: in the B-rank strange-tale fake-human exam hall, after watching him answer questions, they committed suicide on the spot.

Conclusion: "Su Yun has awakened some kind of passive charm-type ability, indiscriminate, ignoring rank, and spreading around the clock. Anyone who has ever had contact with him will be forcibly triggered past the threshold of affection."

"Not even strange tales can escape his poisonous hands!"

"As a Watcher, should I report him for the greater good and cut him off from his own family?"

(rolls around on the bed hugging a pillow)

"No, what if he gets taken away for slice-and-study research..."

Su Yun himself knows nothing about any of this. He frowns at the warm family before him.

My father is S-rank demon hunter Yexiao, my mother is the former Saintess?

My siblings each have their own specialties too?

I'm a demon god who neither steals nor robs, just wants to eat a few strange tales—how did I accidentally walk into an imperial family?