The System Is Getting Weirder—What’s That to Me, a Priest?

A system that gets stronger by tricking people, plus Cthulhu, Western fantasy, comedy, and no harem.

Teammate A: Rupert, you should have the priest’s [Blessing Spell], right?

Rupert: I’ll loop-play [Demonic Whisper] for you. It’s the same. You’ll fear nothing.

Teammate B: Rupert, you should at least have the priest’s [Holy Shield Protection], right?

Rupert: I’ll stick a [Void Tentacle] on you. Don’t mind how ugly it is; it will protect you.

Teammate C: Rupert, you should at least have the priest’s [Healing Aura], right?

Rupert: How about I get everyone a few [Devouring Venomous Fangs] instead, and you can suck on them yourselves.

Teammate D: Rupert, a trainee priest should at least know [Healing], right?

Rupert: I really do have that one, but I use it to deal damage.

Teammates: !@#￥%...

A priest who is becoming more and more bizarre, yet still acts very seriously, and a man with multiple identities.

His story begins with tricking people, and back then, not a single word out of his mouth was true...