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The Princess Consort Just Wants to Lie Flat, But the Kids Go Berserk!

Original title王妃只想躺平,崽崽们却杀疯了!
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[Historical Romance · Romance · Family]

The Princess Consort Only Wants to Lie Flat, but Her Little Ones Are Going on a Killing Spree!

After transmigrating, she unexpectedly became the biggest joke in the Marquis of Zhennan’s estate in the Great Yan Dynasty!

Yun Tinglan, a genius military doctor from the 21st century, opens her eyes to find herself the eldest legitimate daughter of the marquis household: fat, delusional about romance, already pregnant before marriage, and tricked by her green-tea younger sister into marrying in her place to the powerful Prince of Jing.

Looking at the four “little chicks” beside her who are all skin and bones, Yun Tinglan’s vision goes black: “This mess might as well be restarted with another life!”

【But the kids are even more anxious than she is!】

On the first day, the eldest calmly hands over poison: “Mother, no one in this world cares about us...”

On the second day, the second child goes on a hunger strike in protest: “Mother, only if we leave can you be free...”

On the third day, the third and fourth children hold hands and jump into the river: “We’ll still be mother’s children in the next life!”

Yun Tinglan force-feeds them and performs CPR, then angrily slams down her medical kit: “All of you stay alive! Starting today, Mother will take you to eat well and live well!”

【The Prince of Jing? Just a background character!】

A certain prince, cold-faced, kicks open the door: “If you keep making trouble, this king will personally execute you all!”

Yun Tinglan tosses a packet of sleeping pills right back at him: “Shut up. You’re interfering with my child-raising!”

Until the enemy army presses in on them, she infiltrates the military camp with her four children and, in three moves, cures the plague and in five steps designs a plan to capture the enemy commander — the whole army is stunned: this princess consort’s medical skills are even more vicious than the King of Hell!

【Later, the entire capital kneels】

The younger sister who once laughed at her pleads in tears: “Sister, I’m willing to be your slave and serve you...”

The Prince of Jing, who once despised her, knocks at her room at night: “Lanlan, I... cough, may I come in?”

And the four children —

The eldest is made Crown Prince, the second is enfeoffed as the Virtuous Prince, the third becomes a Great General Prince, and the fourth becomes so rich he can pile up a gold mine and kneel begging: “Mother, spend as much as you like!”

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