The Nine Evil Consort Asks Every Day: Has the Emperor Passed Away?

I’m a web novel author who got transported into my own book as the cannon-fodder foolish emperor who wouldn’t even survive 50 chapters.

My imperial power has been hollowed out by nine stunning concubines, and every day they come up with new ways to torment me.

Today it’s planting gu worms, tomorrow it’s poison, and the day after they want to refine me into a cauldron furnace...

That night, the [Harem Survival Challenge] begins.

[Survive tonight!]

[For every day you survive in the harem, you will receive generous rewards!]

I lie flattened on the dragon bed, watching the concubines put on their best performance, and can’t help laughing out loud.

Their schemes were written by me personally.

Their weaknesses were designed by me with care.

Wake up, my beloved consorts!

Stop acting!

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