The Fengshui Big Shot Says You’ll Die at Three in the Morning—Pay Money to Change Your Fate!

Xuanxue · fortune-telling · ghost-catching · satisfying · lighthearted · sweet · CEO · wealthy family · no angst

While going through a tribulation, Wu Yin was struck by lightning and sent back to the twenty-first century.

With no money and no way out, she set up an online fortune-telling stall to make a living. She tells fortunes, catches ghosts, and treats illnesses; as long as the money is enough, she takes any job.

"Master, if you really have the ability, then tell me where my daughter, who has been missing for years, is."

Wu Yin: "You don’t have a kidnapped daughter. You only have one daughter whom you killed and buried in the pigsty at your hometown."

"Master, is my mother really haunted by a ghost?"

Wu Yin: "Because your mother used your father-in-law’s ashes as camel milk powder."

"Master, I always feel like my daughter-in-law wants to harm me."

Wu Yin: "Don’t worry, your daughter-in-law is too lazy to bother with you. The one who wants to harm you is your own son."

"Master, I heard you cured President Tan’s legs?"

A pair of suit-clad long legs appeared on camera. "Yes. My wife cured them."

The fans: the CP we were secretly shipping is actually real!

Wu Yin’s first goal is to make money, and her second goal is to find a way back to her sect.

Tan Ci’s first goal is to marry Wu Yin, and his second goal is to stay with Wu Yin forever.

The black fans: fake version, cosmetic freak, copycat trying to imitate my idol.

Later, the black fans: Damn! We actually stanned a criminal who used cosmetic surgery to replace the true daughter!

Later, the black fans: My god! The master is actually the true daughter! The true daughter is so strong, so amazing!

The black fans from before: We used to think the master was not worthy of President Tan. Now we’re hoping President Tan gets dumped by the master so we can keep dreaming.

President Tan: Heh, aren’t you all dreaming right now?