The Empress Dowager Asks You to Lay Down Your Armor—I With One Sword Hold the Heavens Tilting!
[System · Beauties · Ruthless Killings · Charging Across the Martial World · Struggle for Supremacy]
I have one sword that can cut down usurpers, pacify Beiyong, trample the martial world, destroy Daqian, swallow Daliang, command the peerless grandmasters, and strike down earthly immortals!
That day, I stood before the Huangji Hall, looking at the empress covered in blood.
"Please, Your Majesty, remove your armor."
"This collapsing sky—I’ll hold it up with one sword!"
My surname may be Wu, but my heart is very good. Every day I do one good deed and earn one trait.
If a passerby dies, I won’t save him, because that only gives a white trait.
When the empress is in peril and one hundred thousand troops surround the city, I draw my sword.
And then...
The civil and military court: "The Grand Commander flew into a rage for a beauty, slaughtered his way through one hundred thousand troops, and is an unparalleled mad obsessive lover!"
Me: "Nonsense, that was a multicolored trait!"
The heroes of the martial world: "The Living Yama trampled across the martial world, suppressed earthly immortals, and is truly the Great Zhou’s number one hound!"
Me: "You all... damn it, I really was just doing good deeds."
The stunning empress: "He destroyed Daqian, swallowed Daliang, took over Loulan, and even drove the Yuan iron cavalry to the far western edge, all for me?"
Me: "I didn’t. Stop making things up."
The people of the world are stunned: "You call this doing one good deed a day? You damn well punched through the entire world!"
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