The ’90s: My Parents and Uncles Are in Their Prime, Suitable to Marry

[Period drama + imaginative setup + system + no pairing + face-slapping + chaotic family antics + getting rich]

Xia Qingyu was forced into a blind date and made a wild remark. The blind date man smashed her with a cup, and she ended up in a period novel as a poor cannon-fodder girl with the same name.

Her whole family are spineless, poisonous, selfish people who treat the original host like a blood bag, and the original host died miserably.

Along with her came a matchmaker system: if she can help ten thousand couples get married, she can return home, and she can also take one-tenth of the wealth from the mission world.

So Xia Qingyu looked at her spineless but beautiful top-tier relatives, all of them still in their prime — the perfect age to get married.

Her cheap father is handsome and sweet-talking; she marries him off to a divorced female school principal with a good family background and strong ability, and Xia Qingyu secures the right to run the school canteen, successfully earning her first pot of gold.

Her cheap mother is gentle and beautiful and cooks very well; she marries her off to a widowed domineering coal boss, and Xia Qingyu gets financial support from her new stepfather, with her business taking off.

Her selfish grandmother, still charming despite being middle-aged, rules the household with an iron hand; Xia Qingyu simply packs her off to marry a widowed retired level-eight fitter. Grandma gives birth to a late-life baby girl, the whole family rejoices, and with help from a cheap uncle in the provincial capital, Xia Qingyu grows her business in the provincial capital and becomes bigger and stronger.

Her selfish younger uncle, who has failed the college entrance exam four times, is genuinely beautiful and still has ambition. Under Xia Qingyu’s arrangements, the cheap uncle’s marriages keep getting better and better, her career soars, and she makes the Forbes list.

When a reporter asks Xia Qingyu what her secret to success is, she smiles and says, "Marriage really is an excellent resource."

But never make yourself into a resource!