Salted Fish Refuses Marriage, and the Cold-Faced Female General Comes Killing!

[Male Protagonist · Ancient Romance · Fun-Loving Slacker · Protective Strong Female Lead · Hilarious Mutual Spoiling]

Yan Sui'an worked himself to death at his desk in his past life, and after crossing over he became the notorious wastrel and good-for-nothing of the capital. He thought he could finally live an idle life of bird-walking and cockfighting, but the emperor suddenly decreed a marriage and betrothed him to Chu Jingshuang, the nation-protecting female general who commanded heavy troops and killed without mercy!

The whole capital waited to watch Yan Sui'an get hacked apart by the female demon. That night, he packed his bags and prepared to flee, only for the front door to be blocked by Chu Jingshuang in silver armor, her long spear in hand and her killing aura overwhelming.

Yan Sui'an’s legs went weak. “General, spare my life. I promise I won’t covet your family fortune!”

But Chu Jingshuang pulled him into her arms, her eyes full of obsession and tenderness. “Sui'an, if you dare run, I’ll break your legs and tie you up in the general’s manor.”

Later, the entire court was shocked to discover that the mighty female war god had been firmly controlled by a useless dandy with no martial skills.

Yan Sui'an: Thanks, but I’m in ancient times, and living off my wife is delicious.