Randomly Punish One Lucky Audience Member

System: “Host, please complete the mission as soon as possible—capture a dragon alive.”

Li Wenqiang: “Nope.”

System: “Detected that the host’s attitude is extremely improper. Mission failed. A randomly selected lucky audience member will be struck dead.”

“...”

Thousands of miles away, a certain Mahayana-stage old ancestor looks up in terror at the heavenly punishment thunderclouds and cries in despair:

“Li Wenqiang failed to complete the mission. What does that have to do with me? No!”

“Luckily there’s a three-hour time limit. I should still be able to go help him catch a dragon, right?”

“...”

Many years later, Li Wenqiang finally ascends to the immortal realm. Everyone in the entire cultivation world sits down on the ground: “At last, that jinx is gone.”

“...”

This is the story of a super invincible good-for-nothing with no spiritual roots becoming a big shot with the “help” of the entire cultivation world.