西游：这唐僧也太咸鱼了吧？
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穿越西游成为唐僧，意外激活了咸鱼系统，咸躺平就能变强。
自此，唐僧走上了咸鱼躺平的道路。
于是，西游的画风从此改变。
李世民：“还请法师开坛讲法。 ”
唐僧：“讲法可以，但能不能给我准备一张躺椅，我要躺着讲。”
李世民：“……”
观音菩萨：“西天有大乘佛法三藏，法师可以前往求取。”
唐僧：“到西天取经可以，但能不能让我带上躺椅，让人抬我去。”
观音菩萨：“……”
妖怪：“你就是唐僧？太好了，吃了唐僧肉可以长生不老，我要抓你回去蒸了吃。”
唐僧：“你这是想趁悟空不在抓我？要抓我可以，我不会反抗，不过，请问你家的妖洞里面有床吗？我要躺在床上等悟空来救我。”
妖怪：“……”
如来佛祖：“唐三藏，你已成功完成西天取经，我要封你为旃檀功德佛。”
唐僧：“我都成大道圣人了，还在乎你封什么佛？”
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