Primordial Era: A Senior Brother Falls from the Sky!

Honghuang: A Master Disciple Fell from the Sky!

Just after transmigrating into the Honghuang world, Chen Changsheng, who had not even figured out the situation yet, was already treated as a being of extraordinary talent by the wandering Tongtian Jiaozhu because of a line he had copied from the Daodejing: “The Dao that can be spoken is not the constant Dao.” He was accepted on the spot as the first disciple of Jie Sect!

He had thought that by clinging to a saint’s thigh, he could live safely and lazily until the end of time. Who knew Tongtian was a hands-off boss, and the very next day he announced seclusion. Before leaving, he even threw out one sentence: “Changsheng, from now on, you will teach my disciples on my behalf!”

Chen Changsheng froze on the spot. I’m just a corporate drone from Blue Star, what the hell do I know about cultivation! Looking at Duobao, Zhao Gongming, the Sanxiao, and the others below him, each with faces full of curiosity, he could only bite the bullet and start making things up.

“So-called formations are just basic combinations of points, lines, and planes!” And so, Duobao Daoist comprehended a “three-dimensional assassination art,” killing a Daluo in a single thought!

“So-called swordsmanship means having no woman in your heart; then your sword becomes divine on its own!” And so, Zhao Gongming cut off his romantic attachments, split the sky with one sword, and shook the East Sea!

“Girls should be raised richly; this ‘rich’ means rich in spirit treasures!” And so, the Sanxiao sisters went straight to “shopping for free,” and looted the Chan Sect’s Twelve Immortals of all their magic treasures!

A thousand years later, when Tongtian came out of seclusion and saw ten thousand immortals paying homage, each of them possessing strength comparable to a quasi-saint, while his eldest disciple, who had never cultivated, was already using his physical body to harden against innate treasures, he was completely dumbfounded. “Disciple, how... exactly did you teach them?”

Chen Changsheng spread his hands. “I really was just talking nonsense!”