Plastic Siblings: Eating Off Their Elders and Exploiting Their Kids

【A middle-school-chuunibyou absurd daily-life story about siblings, protagonist has no CP, abstract holy body】

Xie Tangning wakes up one day to discover that she is living inside an old-school novel, and the Xie family is the biggest stepping stone for the novel’s male lead, with each of them dying in their own way.

Her second brother, Xie Changyu, is sold by the male lead to the Myanmar border region to have his kidneys and liver harvested.

Her eldest brother, Lu Huaiyu, goes bankrupt and then dies after both man and car plunge into a river.

She herself is disfigured by sulfuric acid thrown by the female lead’s extreme fans and then jumps to her death.

To this, Xie Tangning said: “???”

Fine, the useless second brother is one thing, but how did her most reliable eldest brother get bankrupted so casually by that useless male lead?!

Impossible! Absolutely impossible!!

Xie Tangning decides to go on a variety show with her second brother, determined to stuff her brother’s love-brain until it becomes a zombie’s.

As for killing the male and female leads? Leave that major task to her dependable eldest brother!

On the livestream variety show, Xie Tangning is exposed as having scores that are perpetually at the bottom.

Xie Tangning: “So what? My elder brother is Lu Huaiyu!”

In the survival competition, the Xie siblings are mocked as useless pretty faces who only know how to slack off and wait to die.

Xie siblings: “So what? My elder brother is Lu Huaiyu!”

No matter what card the haters play, the Xie siblings play the “my elder brother is Lu Huaiyu” card and win outright!

The haters open their mics, the haters self-destruct! Who told them their elder brother is Lu Huaiyu, after all!!

Lu Huaiyu, the decision-maker for both the Lu and Xie families, can cover for the two siblings as long as they don’t cross the legal bottom line!

The Xie siblings calmly play their card: “My elder brother is Lu Huaiyu!”

Lu Huaiyu: “...”

Good news: no one is fighting him for the family fortune!

Bad news: those two troublemakers often make him lose face in the education field!