Online Insults for Three Years—The Contrasting Campus Belle Pursues Him into College
[School Life · Romance · Comedy]
Shen Lan had been arguing online with a reader for three years.
He firmly believed the person on the other end was some middle-aged man scratching his feet.
Then the other side directly threw him a photo of legs in black stockings: Nice legs, right? Got some dream material now?
Shen Lan scoffed: Even high-quality editing like that? Your space is warped. What are you, a Dou Zun powerhouse?
From then on, their conversations became more and more bizarre.
The other side: Your crappy male and female leads are just like deaf-and-mute children in rehab! Can’t you write romance properly!
Shen Lan: Here, take the pen. If you can, you write it yourself.
The other side: Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll personally teach you how to write romance.
Shen Lan: ?
Before winter break in freshman year, Shen Lan was blocked at the dorm entrance by a black-haired beauty.
“Who are you?”
The school belle Lin Qingci pulled down her mask and cursed.
“Got eyesight problems? Go get treated. You don’t even recognize your dear black fan?”
“Come on, you were so fierce online. Why are you chickening out the moment we meet?”
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Later, the whole school knew that the school belle Lin Qingci had been taken down by the literature department’s ice-cold Shen Lan.
But only he knew that the prey had been himself from the very beginning!
At night, Lin Qingci curled up in Shen Lan’s arms and asked,
“So, what are we now?”
Shen Lan answered instantly, “Enemies.”
The moment he said it, his mouth was covered.
Lin Qingci’s face flushed red, but she licked the corner of her lips and smiled wickedly and seductively.
“See? No matter how hard your mouth is, it still goes soft when kissed.”
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