Old Geezer! Is My Ghost Fire Safe Outside Xuanwu Gate?

[Historical brain hole] + [Lighthearted, laugh-out-loud comedy] + [Starts out unbeatable!] + [Entertainment novel; if you take it seriously, don’t read!]

A brute’s single move creates famous scenes all across Tang!

Zhang Shaoqin is struck by a truck and thrown into the eighth year of Wude. During the transmigration, he is hit by a "hydrogen bomb" explosion, turning him into a naturally gifted brute known as "the number one unruly man of the Tang Dynasty"!

The moment he opens his eyes, he is bound to Sun Simiao, the Tang Dynasty’s number one physician, as his teammate, and on the way back to Chang’an he casually picks up an amnesiac "lost princess."

Then begins decades of an in-law "fated entanglement" with His Majesty Two-Foot-Six!

Zhang Shaoqin: "Your Majesty, this is the world map!"

Two-Foot-Six: "Mine! Mine! It’s all mine!"

Zhang Shaoqin: "Your Majesty, Wa Country has endless silver!"

Two-Foot-Six: "Build ships! Right now, build ships!"