No, Jiahao—Why Are You Getting Handsomer and Handsomer?

[Campus Jiahao + lighthearted comedy + academic genius tech]

[Idol-like Jiahao]

My name is Li Jiahao. Yes, I’m that Jiahao.

Before this meme got popular, everything was ordinary.

But now, even when I’m not doing “Jiahao” things, my classmates are still teasing me with “Jiahao, Jiahao.”

Fine. Then I’ll do Jiahao.

Step by step, I’ll reach the top.

[Jiahao mission: Stand up loudly during the math teacher’s answer-checking session and shout: “That’s right, isn’t this easy? Anyone with hands can do it.”]

[Reward: mastery of high school mathematics; no problem scoring 140 on a math exam.]

The classmates start laughing.

But on the next math monthly exam, Li Jiahao scores a perfect 150.

Everyone says something is wrong. Very wrong.

[Jiahao mission: Dance on the sports field on a rainy day, Shawshank Redemption.]

[Reward: Appearance +1]

[Jiahao mission: Show off in front of the school beauty with a cool pose, including: flipping hair + crooked-mouth smile + one hand in pocket while turning around]

[Reward: 100,000 in funds]

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Later on,

“Wait, Jiahao, you got another perfect math score this time.”

“Wait, Jiahao, you made it into the top ten in your grade.”

“Wait, Jiahao, why do I feel like you’re getting more and more handsome?”

“Wait, Jiahao, you got into Tsinghua and Peking University.”

“Wait, Jiahao, you became a billionaire.”

“Wait, Jiahao, you won a national science and technology award.”

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