NBA: My Stats Can Be Infinite-Boosted

Lu Sheng transmigrates to the 2011-12 season in a parallel world and signs a ten-day short contract with the Mavericks! He becomes teammates with Yi Jianlian.

Facing the awkward situation of the post-Yao Ming era, Lu Sheng says it’s no big deal!

“Ding! Congratulations to host for activating the system [Deep Blue]!”

The reason I, Lu Sheng, have reached this level today is entirely because I’m extraordinarily gifted... Deep Blue, max everything!

“Ding! Rebound attribute has broken through the limit, gaining exclusive talent [Predict Rebound Landing Spot]!”

“Ding! Shooting attribute has broken through the limit, gaining exclusive talent [Four-Faced, Three-Bricks] (evolvable)!”

“Ding! Endurance attribute has broken through the limit, gaining exclusive talent [Unlimited Stamina]!”

“Ding! ...”

Three seasons later, scoring champion, rebounding champion, assists champion, steals champion, blocks champion!

Lu Sheng: I don’t make choices. I want it all!

Dirk Nowitzki’s core status? Snatched!

The Thunder’s Big Three? Crushed!

The terrifying Warriors? Smashed flat!

Lu Sheng: I only have one style of play—just bull ahead and it’s done!