National Treasure Turns Out to Be Me

That day, the emergency dispatch center received a call:

"If I take home the latest lithography machine manufacturing manual from Windmill Country, is that illegal?"

The operator thought it was a prank and ignored it.

But the next day, the Great Academy received a mysterious email, and the contents were the detailed manufacturing manual for Windmill Country’s newest lithography machine.

All the academicians were stunned.

A few days later, the emergency dispatch center received another call:

"If I accidentally brought home some relics from Little Eagle Nation’s museum, I won’t be treated as a smuggler of cultural relics, right?"

The operator still thought it was a prank, but this time replied:

"If you really brought the relics home, then you are my god!"

Then the next day, Little Eagle Nation announced that its museum had been robbed overnight and precious relics stolen.

Half a month later, the emergency dispatch center once again received a mysterious call:

"Ahem, if I accidentally got my hands on the not-so-beautiful country’s nuclear weapons manual and two warheads, would I be treated as an arms dealer?"

This time, the operator did not answer directly. Only after obtaining approval did he solemnly say:

"Do you need an aircraft carrier escort for your return home, my respected god?"