Naruto: Start by Summoning Madara to Wipe Tables!

Fan Fiction · Comedy

"Have you heard? That new tavern on the west side of the village—the owner is crazy. He actually makes the staff cosplay the First Hokage and Uchiha Madara!"

"Not just that. I heard there's also a white-haired deadpan guy doing the bookkeeping every day, and he looks just like the Second Hokage!"

Everyone in Konoha thinks Zhang Yu's tavern is just some kind of performance art—until one day.

Major rogue ninja forces launch a full-scale invasion, ready to make Konoha feel pain.

The tavern door slowly opens.

Uchiha Madara cracks his neck, and Perfect Susanoo rises into the sky: "So you're the insects who interrupted me while I was wiping tables?"

Senju Hashirama brings his hands together: "Sage Art: Wood Release: True Several Thousand Hands! The boss said he'll dock our pay if the storefront gets damaged."

As they watch the invaders get beaten into the ground in an instant, the entire ninja world falls silent.

Zhang Yu sits behind the bar and leisurely takes a sip of tea. "Relax. Basic stuff. This shop only serves drinks, and while we're at it... we also maintain peace in the ninja world."