My Desk Mate Has a Slim Waist and Long Legs and Flirts—Should I Chase First!

[Welcome to test the waters · Single female lead · A different kind of dog food novel · Slice-of-life sweetness · Relaxing and healing]

[If you like butterflies, don’t chase them; you should first learn how to grow flowers]

Zhou Yang transmigrates into a fat simp who shares his name.

What a beautiful hand of cards, ruined completely by this guy!

The first thing Zhou Yang does after crossing over is refuse to be a simp; the second is to lose weight and become his own rich, handsome self.

As for the third, he takes back the support he had been giving the original owner’s goddess. Since he is no longer a simp, why keep supporting her?

That support might as well be given to someone who actually needs it.

Lin Qingyan finally panics.

She immediately comes to Zhou Yang with tears in her eyes: "I like you. I can’t lose you."

"Oh, got it. Got it. You just can’t lose the money in my pocket."

"Then what did my liking you for these three years mean? Is it just over like this?"

"It means I was blind."

"You promised to be good to me for life before—what about all those vows and promises?"

"It means I was an idiot. Those vows count as idioms."

"Then what do all these days of me pursuing you mean?"

"It means you couldn’t see your own status, or mine."

After saying that, Zhou Yang turns around and crashes his bike into the bicycle in front of him.

There is a note stuck to the rear seat.

Su Xiaoxiao says angrily, "What are you doing?"

"It says here that rear-end collisions must end in marriage!" Zhou Yang says innocently.

"That was stuck there by someone else!"

"I know. I stuck it there," Zhou Yang says with a smile.