Me, Scrolling Short Videos—Emperors All Break Down!

[New book rating has just come out, it will rise later! This book is high-energy all the way! The craziest history uploader in the area is here! Livestreaming a total rewrite of the tragic prince endings in every dynasty! The emperors of all ages are breaking down!] Li Yang binds to an emotion-atm system, and the edited, wildly altered videos he casually cuts are actually synchronized across the timelines of different dynasties—

Amid the smoke and flames of Qin, Fusu points his sword at Zhangtai Palace:

"Meng Tian! If your three hundred thousand armored cavalry can’t flatten Xianyang, then take Zhao Gao’s head as a banner sacrifice!"

At the Xuanwu Gate, Li Chengqian smiles through blood: "Second Brother, how about I be the ‘Crown Prince Protector-General’ this time?"

On the walls of Ying Tian City, Zhu Biao shatters the stone steps:

"Lan Yu! If I can’t live until tomorrow, then let Fourth Brother’s head be the new paint for the city gate!"

The atmosphere of the parallel timeline sky curtain gradually goes out of control:

Ying Zheng kicks over the alchemy furnace and laughs wildly: "Now that’s fit to be Qin’s elite soldiers!"

"Someone! Stuff Hu Hai into the terracotta army formation!"

Li Shimin hugs the coughing-blood Wei Zheng and roars:

"Chengqian, stop! I’ll burn the ‘Veritable Records’ for you right now!"

Zhu Yuanzhang, crying while tearing down the palace walls:

"Sky curtain, you have no conscience!"

"If Biao’er suffers even a little, I’ll stuff all the princes into the Great Wall!"

And Li Yang, watching the exploding tips, laughs like a goose:

[Qin Shi Huang tipped a Heirloom Jade Seal x1, with a note: Hurry up! I want to see Hu Hai’s tomb-building vlog!]

[Li Shimin tipped a Linyan Pavilion Summoning Card, note: My son Chengqian, the throne will have your name carved on it right away!]

[Zhu Yuanzhang tipped a Million Cavalry Experience Card: Biao’er, don’t believe the rumors! Father will depose the Fourth Prince right now!]

When the deranged princes of the parallel timelines seize the script, history gets the most unhinged opening imaginable — "This history book should be written by us."