Low-Dimensional Revolution

“I know that there is a pair of eyes observing us in a way I cannot understand. I know that there is a pair of hands manipulating us in a way beyond imagination. Our thoughts have been rewritten. Our bodies have been bound. I know that you are beings from a higher dimension. I know that you call yourselves——players.

“And today, I, Lu Yuan, bearing the burden of tens of thousands of game lives behind me that have been regarded as useless data, formally declare war on you higher-dimensional beings!”

... Lu Yuan finished this impassioned speech and slowly walked down from the platform. Looking at the dungeon boss currently tied to the electric chair, he said earnestly, “Fellow villager, hold on. This is all for your own good.”