Living for 4.6 Billion Years, Exposed in My Sister’s First Livestream

Fantasy · Historical · Comedy

Su Changqing: Thanks for asking. I'm in 2026 and I've already lived for 4.6 billion years. Right now I just want to slack off.

As the longest-lived person on Blue Star, my biggest hobbies are fishing and spacing out.

Then my little sister turned around and did a livestream, sending me straight to the top of the global trending charts.

"Guys, does anyone understand this? My brother actually has a living dinosaur egg in his room!"

Su Changqing: That's a salted duck egg! I'm saying it again! Stop rummaging through my stuff!

"Bro, this sword has 'Heaven's Mandate' written on it!"

Su Changqing: It's a cheap 9.9-yuan online purchase. Do you believe that?

"Bro, why does the signature on this painting say it was personally done by Wu Daozi?"

Su Changqing: Fake! They're all fake!

Experts: Big shot, please stop pretending. We've already been kneeling at your door for three days and three nights!

From then on, peace becomes impossible for him, and the whole world begs him to reveal the secret of immortality.

Su Changqing: I'm really just an ordinary unemployed young man!

...

From the industrial backbone of the 1960s to the spark of civilization in ancient times, he is everywhere.

He once walked alone through the Ice Age, and he once witnessed ten thousand nations paying tribute.

Since he can no longer hide it, then let this prosperous age see the true face of civilization once more.

"Since you want to see it, then I'll show you enough."

"I, Su Changqing, am Blue Star's first living being! The server's number one. Please look at the record!"

[Swam through magma!]

[Breathes poison!]

[rode a Tyrannosaurus rex!]

[Was hit by a comet!]

[Got torn apart by tectonic plates!]

[Was flooded by the world's oceans!]

[Hibernated through the Ice Age!]

[Ancestor of humanity!]

[Took a bullet to the skull!]

[Got blasted by artillery!]

[Body tanked a nuclear bomb!]

Global viewers: Stop exposing yourself! You're scaring us to tears!