Live Streaming Tomb Raiding: Start by Getting Mocked by Everyone and Doing Something Stupid
Urban, live-streaming, no female lead, feng shui, fantasy, system, invincible, satisfying story.
Transmigrating into a parallel world with a broken stretch of history, I find that ancient tombs certified by the authorities as “forbidden zones of life” are nothing more than beginner villages in my eyes.
Because I’ve bound the [Adventure Live-Streaming System]!
For others, near-certain death is the best dungeon for farming shock value.
General’s tomb? Experts say going in means death?
I (lifting a trenching shovel): “Don’t rush. Whether I’m bragging or not, we’ll see tonight!”
Ding! The host’s talk of the town sparks anticipation, obtaining shock value +1000!
Black zombie attacks? Viewers are so scared they curl up on their beds trembling?
I (one sliding kick): “Small scene. Watch me slap a talisman on it and send it on its way!”
Ding! Tens of millions of viewers are shocked online! “Sliding-kick zombie fighting” goes down in history, obtaining shock value +1,000,000!
Ancient immortal palace? Anti-gravity building complex?
I (calmly explaining): “Isn’t this just a spiritual-energy version of electromagnetic induction and field balance? Basic physics. Come on, let me put on a show for everyone!”
Ding! The global physics community collectively loses it! Your “cultivation physics” has overturned existing knowledge! Obtaining shock value +100,000,000!
As long as the shock value is enough, let alone an immortal palace—nothing can stop me from anywhere.
My name is Li Feng, a man who quietly becomes a god by shocking the whole world.
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