Live Stream Fortune-Telling: In the Beginning, Sponsor Grandpa’s Underworld Business
A livestreaming fortune-telling master: starting out by funding Grandpa's underworld startup.
[No CP + livestreaming + fortune-telling + mysticism + entertainment industry]
A mystic expert fails her tribulation and transmigrates into an 18th-tier vicious supporting actress who is blacklisted by the entire internet. To pay the breach-of-contract penalty, Ji He begins livestreaming fortune-telling.
A viewer with dark circles under his eyes sends a call-in: "Host, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn paper money?"
Ji He: "Your grandpa is starting a business down there and needs money."
Viewer: "..."
One day, a top first-tier celebrity unexpectedly appears in the livestream.
Top star: "I want to find my little sister."
Ji He: "She's been by your side all along."
When she joins a variety show, while the other girls sing, dance, and rap, Ji He quietly takes out a suona.
Countless black fans waiting to find fault: "..."
There's really nothing to criticize. When she leaves this world someday, she'll even need a suona send-off.
Then everyone discovers that this 18th-tier actress, whose livestream the entire entertainment industry tries to suppress, actually has a lot of official personnel waiting at set times to watch. And the things she says are even compiled by the Daoist Association into textbooks, with every Taoist priest carrying a copy!
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