Journey to the West: Western Heaven Funeral Team

"Great Sage, why are you following that bald thief to rob Mount Spirit?"

"Sigh, it’s a long story. Back then, that bald thief grabbed my throat and asked me whether I was going to the West with him, or whether he would send me to the West first..."

"Marshal Tianpeng, what about you?"

"He said he was afraid of getting hungry on the journey west, so he brought some rations with him."

"..."

This is a cheerful, scheming, and wildly funny story that steamrolls ahead all the way.