Journey to the West: The One Who Gives Up!

Ding: Slack off for one day, and you get Earth Immortal cultivation!

Ding: Slack off for one year, and you get the supreme treasure, the Chaos Bell!

Ding: Slack off for ten years, and you get Quasi-Sage cultivation!

Ding: Slack off for a hundred years, and you get Sage cultivation!

Bodhisattva: "Tripitaka, can you take the scripture quest seriously for once?"

Buddha: "Tripitaka, you've been on the scripture journey for a hundred years. Why still haven't you reached the Western Heaven?"

Tang Sanzang: "Respected Bodhisattvas and Buddha, please behold this poor monk's great divine dragon!"

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I, the poor monk Tang Sanzang, am a professional scripture seeker, but for some reason... the system wants me to slack off!